South Sound H3 Oct 2008

South

Olympia, WA

The South Sound H3 "SSH3" adventure started in the first few months of 2008 (8 March 2008) by four hashers and one virgin. These four wankers and one soon to be deep in the wanker’s life had a goal to torment the state of Washington. They started by running around with other hashers in the Puget Sound, Seattle H3 and Tacoma H3. These five just didn’t feel at home. It was just not right for them. They wanted to cause more trouble in this evergreen state. After frolicking around the State all day looking for the best location they had an epiphany. They were at their sixty-ninth bar drinking from a frosty mug with the logo of Olympia. Seeing this logo they thought what better way to do this than in the capital. These five wankers quickly traveled and built homes around the South Puget Sound area, Olympia, WA. Then they rounded up all their hasher friends for support. They set a date, posted fliers, wrote in bathroom stalls, sent out dirty emails across the internet, and gave out naughty candy to every adult they could.

Recruiting as many hash wankers as they could, these five wankers started a new kennel on 8 March 2008 at 2 pm. They had old wankers, new wankers, and many virgin wankers all standing in an empty parking lot at the corner of State Street and Adams in downtown Olympia, WA. These five could not do this alone. They asked for some special help from a few old and wise wankers, this little five-pack grew to eight. These eight wankers put on a show for everyone wanting to see a new beginning in the hash world. You may ask yourself who would do all this. Well I will tell you who they are and where they came from before they gathered for all this debauchery.

First the father, the man with the main idea is Moped. He started his adventures in 2005 with his mother hash being Osan Bulgogi H3 Osan, Korea. His lovely wife Fear Factor who started in 2006 and her mother hash being Osan Bulgogi H3 Osan, Korea. Next you have Dirty M.F. who started in 2005 with his mother hash being Least Worst H3 Guantanamo Bay, Cuba.  And of course the famous Pole Pound Her who started hashing in 1998 with the Youngsan Kimchi H3, South Korea.  Lastly you have our little sweet virgin, Just Kim. If you can’t figure out what Just Kim’s mother hash is it would be South Sound H3 Olympia, WA. The other three wise wankers that helped us set up South Sound H3 are Just Kerry, Yu-Bang, and Nine Inch Nailer.

At our first event we had wonderful support from both Seattle H3 and Tacoma H3, Thank you! We had a total of 28 wankers all together. We had two wankers named; Just Kim who was named “Fist Deep” and Just Kerry who was named “Head Mistress!” The FRB was Dirty M.F. and the DFL was Nine Inch Nailer! The on-after was at Charlie’s bar and grill.

SSH3 has started down a wonderful path in the hash world. We welcome you to our kennel and hope you enjoy some of our tormenting of Washington’s state capital. Help us bring new and exciting adventures to SSH3!